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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. . . and here we go. . .
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And the "Krusty" goes to . . .
- Best ISFL Division Champ (Itchy) - Dick's Sporting Goods (12-5-1)
- Next Best ISFL Division Champ (Scratchy) - Jason's Argonauts (12-6-0)
- "Close But No Cigar" Award - Willie Wonkas (Itchy) (12-6-0)
- Prime Minister of Points - The Hooters (1459.0)
- Close But No Minister of Points - Willie Wonkas (1457.5)
- Most (Very) Dominate ISFL Division - Itchy (20-10)
- Best Win Streak - Dick's Sporting Goods (7)
- Best Losing Streak - Burbank Mallers (7-following a 6-game win streak)
- Best Recovery - Willie Wonkas (12-6 after 2-5 start)
- Hall of Shame Award: Only Team to Lose to the FoMo Twice - The Hooters
- Most likely to get their picks from Fan Duel - Beast of the East
- Fall From Grace Award - Saxamaniacs (Runner-up - Ghost Riders)
- Best Record verses Own Division - Dick's Sporting Goods & The Hooters (5-1)
- Most Likely to Head for the Border - OneBadBelizean
- Most Likely to Get Pick Advice From Their Caregiver - Burbank Mallers
- Most Likely to Wish They Were in The Itchy Division - Ghost Riders (0-6)
- Most Improved Award - Willie Wonkas (after 10 season with less than 10 wins)
- This is What It Looks Like When I'm Serious - Beast of the East (6-12)
- No High-Points Award - Forest Monsters
- Most Likely to Get Pick Advice From a Oversized Dog - Jason's Argonauts
- Worst Second Half - Forest Monsters, Saxamaniacs, OneBadBelizean, & Beast of the East (3-6)
- Most likely to be punished with another season in the Scratchy Division - Saxamaniacs
- And the final tally for Best Prognosticator - Krusty (10-8-0) schools Sideshow
Bob (7-11-0)
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD:
Jason's Argonauts has won a Division Title 11 times in 29 seasons. They must be stopped!
A. How many seasons must be played to qualify for an NFL pension?
To qualify for NFL pensions, you’ve got to meet specific requirements regarding your years of service and the type of contract you had. You need to have played in at least 3 seasons to be eligible for a pension. If you played under a different type of contract, your eligibility may vary.
B. How much will 23-season Tom Brady receive in his NFL pension per month?
- 5,000
- 10,000
- 15,500
- 23,000 Answer
C. What is an NFL Waterboy's salary per game?
NFL waterboys earn over $3,000 per game, which averages out to more than $50K per season, not including tips. Waterboys also attend practices, handle locker room prep, and travel with the team.
D. How much do players receive for participating in a Playoff game?
- Wild card round - $53,500
- Divisional round - $58,500
- Conference round - $81,000
- Super Bowl: losing team - $103,000
- Super Bowl: winning team - $178,000
- ISFL Championship: winning team - All the Weinie Tots you can eat!
PLAYOFF AWARDS
- Dick's Sporting Goods - I'm going to get more Scratchers!
- Willie Wonkas - "I'm going to the Living Room. .. . wait, why did I come here?"
- Jason's Argonauts - "I'm going to get another Slurpee!"
- Most Playoff points minus bonus points - Dick's Sporting Goods (245.5)
- Most Win-picks in the Playoffs (tie) - Wonkas & Saxamaniacs
- "Too Little, Too Late Award - Saxamaniacs
- Most likely to throw away their Patriots shirt - Burbank Mallers
- "Most Boring Superbowl. . . ever!" Award - Superbowl LX
- And finally, most likely to headline the half-time show - It's Bad Krusty!
"Hey, you just won the Season 29 ISFL Championship. What are you going to do now?"
"Hey, you just lost the Season 29 ISFL Championship. What are you going to do?"
